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GOONER

Swim fast, win faster, earn rewards

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COME PLAY GOONER GAME

You are a gooner among others through the female body in the hunt for the princess egg! 🥚💪 Race your way to victory and claim your rewards in this epic online adventure!

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FREE MODE

Completely free to play! Improve your skills and get to the ovule first! 🏃‍♂️💨 If you rank in the top 10 of the day, you earn tokens! 🏆 Practice makes perfect!

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ONLINE MODE

Challenge other players in epic online matches! Each player bets 5 $GOONER to play, and the winner takes it all! 🏆 Show your skills and dominate the competition!

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MANY SAY TOO MUCH GOONING MELTS THE MIND, BUT GOONING CAN NOW START PAYING FOR YOUR RENT! INTRODUCING $GOONER — THE MEME COIN THAT TURNS GOONING INTO WINNING. ENTER THE SPERM RACING ARENA, BET YOUR ETH, AND WATCH THE FASTEST GOONER TAKE THE JACKPOT. START GOONING. START EARNING. START WINNING.

MANY SAY TOO MUCH GOONING MELTS THE MIND, BUT GOONING CAN NOW START PAYING FOR YOUR RENT! INTRODUCING $GOONER — THE MEME COIN THAT TURNS GOONING INTO WINNING. ENTER THE SPERM RACING ARENA, BET YOUR ETH, AND WATCH THE FASTEST GOONER TAKE THE JACKPOT. START GOONING. START EARNING. START WINNING.

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THE ORIGIN

THE ORIGIN

Gooning was once mocked as a waste of time. “Bad for your brain, bad for your grind,” they said. But every meme has its moment—and gooning was about to break free from stigma.

GOONER ARRIVES

GOONER ARRIVES

One day, a Pepe-inspired Gooner splashed onto Earth. The world laughed at gooners, calling them jobless bums. But Gooner had one mission: prove that gooning could become the job.

THE DISCOVERY

THE DISCOVERY

While trenching through wins and losses in Web3, Gooner realized something huge. Why not combine trenching with gooning? It was time to bring the movement onchain.

THE GREAT RACE

THE GREAT RACE

Every busted nut was a chance. Gooner rallied his fellow sperm bros, turning the legendary egg race into a game of stakes. $10 to enter. Winner takes all. The goonverse was born.

THE ASCENT

THE ASCENT

Day after day, streak after streak, Gooner sharpened his craft. What started as a meme turned into mastery. Soon, his gooning wasn’t just for fun—he was stacking bags. A millionaire was made.

THE NEW ERA

THE NEW ERA

Now, we live in a time where you can literally get paid to goon. This is bigger than a meme. This is a movement. Be like Gooner: goon daily, earn daily, and race toward your freedom.

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